Thursday, May 17, 2007

Bitch food

Chiantra's total for the past week:

  • 1/2 loaf of bread
  • 1 container mini-human snacks
  • 1/3 cup of chopped fruit off cutting board while mom changed mini-human's diaper
  • emptied diaper bag once with no reward
  • emptied visitor purse once with no reward
  • dug through one garbage with little reward

It's been a slow week. I heard mom saying something about having to be smarter than the dog, HA, HA, HA! Who does she think she is?? Just leave the snacks in my kennel and save yourself the pain of making me tear through those zippers or pocket linings of your jackets and then you will be getting closer my level of intelligence lady!

1 comment:

Sleepynita said...

Cute! I like your top banner, you need to teach me how to do that.