"I want money, I want money, I want money" - "Okay, you can have one money to put in your piggy bank when we get home" (handing toddler a quarter) - Toddler pauses to examine the quarter - "Mommy, you a lousy tipper?"
"Mu-mmmy (in a overly-shaming tone whilst eating dinner with the in-laws and my sis-in-laws in-laws), you tooted!" (when NO, I didn't!!!)
"Dogs, shut it up" (hollering at the top of her lungs while dogs are wrestling about the living room.
"I have stinky butt. You have stinky butt mommy?"
"Nanny, you carry me" - "No, ask papa, nanny's old" - "But papa's older"
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They are so small and yet so wise.
I've taught Ava that Daddy has big muscles so he should carry her around, not Mommy. It's working so far.
"Stinky, what do you want for breakfast".
"Ummm. Fuzz and garbage."
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